So a friend of mine who teaches freshman comp asked what I thought about sex with students
I said that while we'd all like to spend weeks in a sweaty bed with all that young flesh
It was problematic and best suited to fantasies
He said that he explained to the girls that the sex would in no way affect their grades
Well they didn't seem to like that very much
I mean, he's a handsome and funny and intelligent guy
But not enough to warrant no-strings sex
There are many strings attached to that awful decision
I told him he'd better just give them all A minuses and hope it goes away
But what about next time I asked him
Aren't you going to continue down this debauched path of social destruction
He said of course but next time I'll just fuck the pretty ones